He is not just a dad.
He is The Ultimate Dad.
Yes, he is also your dad.
Clint is always Dad. He has never not been a dad. He emerged from the womb to the sound of glorious angels with his lovely grey beard and a #1 dad mug and three kids. And a mysterious other child that no one knows of. not even he.....
It is you. The child is you.
The early life header is for you. For you must learn of yourself to truely ascend.
He is the Bravest of dads. He fought twenty thousand mosquitoes that attacked his children. It is believed that the fight continues today.
Clint is famous for cutting off a portion of his butt on a window screen and using a maxi pad as a bandage.
He also poured kitty litter and bleach down a drain and passed out for a few hours. This and the tale above can be heard on various fathers day episodes of MBMBAM.
This man told Justin McElroy that he had put his pet goldfish in the lake because it had grown tooooo big for its bowl WHEN IN FACT it was all just a cover up for Clint had grown jealous of the goldfish and murdered it in cold blood, smothering it with a pillow. "This bowl aint big enough for the two of us." The goldfish sneeringly replied its last words as Clint had crammed himself in the bowl with the now damp pillow. He chucked its carcass into the toilet.
Once put butter on a Pop Tart and just ate it right in front of his innocent children. they still havent recovered completely.
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- ↑ Picture made by Matt Herron.