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Clint McElroy is the father of Justin, Travis, and Griffin McElroy. He does the Adventure Zone podcast with them and has also appeared on several Maximum Fun donors-only bonus episodes.

He is not just a dad.

He is The Ultimate Dad.

Yes, he is also your dad.

The Dad.

Early Life

Clint is always Dad. He has never not been a dad. He emerged from the womb to the sound of glorious angels with his lovely grey beard and a #1 dad mug and three kids. And a mysterious other child that no one knows of. Not even he.....

It is you. The child is you.

The early life header is for you. For you must learn of yourself to truly ascend.

Notable Feats

  • He is the Bravest of dads. He fought twenty thousand mosquitoes that attacked his children. It is believed that the fight continues today.
  • Clint is famous for cutting off a portion of his butt on a window screen and using a maxi pad as a bandage[5].
  • He also poured kitty litter and bleach down a drain and passed out for a few hours. This and the tale above can be heard on various fathers day episodes of MBMBAM[6].
  • Wow!
  • Damn.
  • This man told Justin McElroy that he had put his pet goldfish in the lake because it had grown tooooo big for its bowl WHEN IN FACT it was all just a cover up for Clint had grown jealous of the goldfish and murdered it in cold blood, smothering it with a pillow. "This bowl ain't big enough for the two of us." The goldfish sneeringly replied its last words as Clint had crammed himself in the bowl with the now damp pillow. He chucked its carcass into the creek[7].
  • Once put butter on a Pop Tart and just ate it right in front of his innocent children. They still haven't recovered completely.

Best Zingers

  • "Hey! This hat-wearing geekoboy(?) needs to get out of the way!" (Episode 109)
  • "You guys stop fiddly-fartin' around back there!" (Episode 109)

References & Links

  1. Clint played Merle in The Adventure Zone
  2. Through the generosity of Maximum Fun listeners during the Maxfun Drive, this frail, old elderly man was able to retire from his job and now does The Adventure Zone full-time. Bless.
  3. Clint played Merle in The Adventure Zone
  4. Picture made by Matt Herron.
  5. recounted by Griffin in Episode 109: "Flapjack Nickelsack"
  6. also revealed in Episode 109.
  7. Citation needed.
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