"Mega-Jessup" was originally released on May 10, 2010, at 12:42 PM.
We’re halfway to double-digits, folks — that’s a major hurdle in the Podcasting realm, but we’ve cleared it with grace and style with the help of you, our beautiful listeners. As part of our “Halfway to Ten” celebration, the theme of this show is social party drinking: How to do it properly, how to not do it properly, and how to swiftly recover from its powerful effects on your internal humours. It’s an adult show, largely about an adult topic, for adults.
Intro - Everyone's Drinking the Hatorade
01:05 - If you buy a cereal that is called Cupcake Pebbles, it is based on cupcakes, how do you eat anything else until that box is empty? -- Justin McElroy
01:52 - This year I am running for the office of Student Body President in my high school. I'm a popular enough guy, but my opponent has an unfair advantage: his name is Adam West. Yes, believe it or not, his parents named him that. How the hell can I compete with his name on the ballot?" -- Alan
03:50 - Formspring - Throughout the course of the work day, my shirt comes untucked, but only on the sides of my shirt, by my hip bones. Any advice on how to keep that part tucked in?
Answer: Anti-Masturbation Belt (Frockle)
05:50 - Y - From Yahoo Answers user Kevin S., who asks:
How old do I have to be to get nunchuks?
06:50 - There’s a ridiculously cute girl at Dylan’s workplace that he’s smitten with. “She flirts with me constantly,” he says, “and it seems like a genuine interest and attraction coming from her, but there is a problem: she might be married.
Travis: Oh no Justin: I know
None of my coworkers know her well enough to say if she’s married, and she’s from another department. I don’t know any of her coworkers. Her desk has a picture of her in a nice dress and a guy in a tux, and she has a thin silver band on her wedding finger. What should be my first move to try to figure this out?
10:00 - My seven year old and I spend a lot of time in the car listening to music while commuting across town to her school or mother’s house. She has really impressive tastes so far, and claims They Might Be Giants, Ben Folds, Tally Hall, No Doubt, Reel Big Fish, and The Presidents as her favorites. I’d like to expose her to more artists and songs that I consider insightful and enjoyable, but they use more profanity. At what point is it okay to say, ‘Fuck it’ and let your kid listen to whatever they want? -- Justin's Godfather
- Educated “Fuck It” Decision
12:00 - Mega-Love Mix Suggestions
14:10 - Y -
Which do you prefer: Joseph, Josep, Jessup, Jessop, or Jesse? nickname: Joe, Jess, or Jessie?
16:35 - Have Fun at a Bar When You Don’t Drink
18:55 - Drinking on 21st Despite Big Exam Next Day
- Can’t Fail Finals on your Birthday
20:45 - Drinking Recommendations for First Drink
22:45 - Hungover with a Meeting in an Hour
24:15 - Girlfriend Snores Loudly
25:50 - Turn iPod Touch into an iPhone
27:20 - Having Sex while Visiting Parents
- Jeff Needs to Get His Jeff-off
- Lube Bag
30:20 - What Happened to all the Juggalos
- Juggalo Rapture
33:25 - How Do I Find Out Who I Am
- Randomly Saying Names on the Show
35:55 - Complementing on Shoes as a Straight Man
- Number of Shoes Griffin Has Owned
- Off-Court Buddies
37:25 - Outro
39:50 - Can You Take a Parakeet into the Shower
- According to Travis, this episode was scrapped and re-recorded, possibly due to poor audio quality or comedy.