"Chris Sabones" was originally released on June 24, 2013.

Description Edit

We're all about forgiveness, this week. Say some bogus stuff about your racist restaurant ideas? Name your child after a cardinal direction? Are you Dog the Bounty Hunter? Come home, prodigal children.

Suggested Talking Points Edit

Racist Rates, Fantasy Enabler, Average American, Fantasy Football, Butt Chugging, Cardinal Directions, Sky Burial

Outline Edit

06:43 - I love my job; however, it is an unusual occupation. I'm a seamstress for a company that makes costumes and accessories for anime fans, furries, and bronies (and yes Griffin, we make Pokémon costumes). My problem is that in small talk with strangers people always ask "what you do?" which causes all sorts of problems. Some people assume I'm into these things (which I'm not) or it results in me answering tons of questions, usually the same. What should I do, brothers? Should I just lie about my job? Or is there a quick sentence that can explain my job without the assumptions or repetitive questions? -- Gmail

11:58 - Y - Sent in by Daniel Gellar, from Yahoo Answers user economicsdicky, who asks:

What does an average American look like?

What does an average American look like?

18:37 - I've recently been drafted by a group of friends into a fantasy football league, which is a sport I have effectively zero interest in, and an activity I don't understand and therefore fear deeply. Is there any way to take part in this league and not embarrass myself while at the same time avoiding actually learning anything about football in the process? -- Sam From Lakewood[1]

25:17 - When you're staying at a friend's house, are you allowed to use their shower stuff? -- Sneaky Shower Sampler

28:24 - Farm Wisdom

31:01 - MZ - Sponsored by Extreme Restraints. Advertisement for Jordan Jesse Go.

34:48 - Y - Sent in by Ira Wray, from Yahoo Answers user Nigel, who asks:
... are you Ira Wray
Is it fun to butt chug diet pepsi max?

I was wondering if doing it gets you buzzed faster than normal?

41:45 - My wife and I recently found out we're going to have a second child. For our first one, we got a name pretty quickly, and that's worked out pretty well, but we're stumped on this one. Any advice on finding that perfect name? -- Addled In Alabama

46:13 - Y - Sent in by Jakob Locker, from Yahoo Answers user Cassie, who asks:

Want to berry stuff. What will protect it in the ground?

I want to put stuff in a box and berry it. What will protect the box?

49:56 - Housekeeping

53:03 - FY - Sent in by Jakob Locker, from a deleted Yahoo Answers user, who asks:

How much are 120 silly bandz worth?

Quotes Edit

On Travis' Bad Ideas Edit

That's a pretty dumb idea, but it's no worse than Travis' shitty matryoshka doll idea of box upon box upon box upon box."
"I'm sorry, I thought this podcast was a free exchange of ideas. I was not aware that this was a hate factory.
— Justin & Travis

Trivia Edit

Deep Cuts Edit

References & Links Edit

  1. Followed up upon in Episode 200: The Two-Hundredth One

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