"Juggalo Church Camp" was originally released on October 14, 2013.

Description Edit

Everything is pretty terrible at the moment. We're not gonna sugarcoat it -- it's rough stuff. Come, friends, come and survive the looming end of days in this, our goof bunker.

Suggested Talking Points Edit

Downtown Confluence, Ham Denial, Off-Brand Rap, Internal Parents, Spooky Macklemore, Love Triangle, The Dark Carnival

Outline Edit

05:17 - I can think of good things to eat for breakfast and dinner, but when it comes to lunch I always get stuck on sandwich. I'm too poor for those frozen meals that you just microwave. Any good ideas for lunch? -- Bored Of Bread And Meat

11:52 - So, the girl I like is into rap. I don't like rap very much, and I'm not very into current music, but I told her I love rap. What do I do? Thanks if you answer this question. I absolutely love your show. Brentalfloss sent me to you. -- Gmail

17:05 - Y - Sent in by Paul, from a deleted Yahoo Answers user, who asks:

Why does my dad think I need a bedtime?

So I'm 13 and my dad still makes me go to bed at 10:30 on the weekends, if u think this is unnormal that I guess everyone is because all my friends don't have a bed time. And don say "oh your dad is right, your only 13" because you know that's bullshit

21:35 - My wife and I both love dressing up for Halloween, but we have one problem this year: none of our friends are throwing a party, and our apartment is too small to host one. We have no kids to dress up with or take trick-or-treating. How can we celebrate without being two costumed loners in our living room, mainlining Downton Abbey? -- Not Too Scary At Salt Lake City

23:27 - MZ - Sponsored by Hulu. Sponsored by Extreme Restraints. Personal message from Colin and Nate. Personal message from Ash Dokes. Advertisement for Stop Podcasting Yourself.

32:14 - At the start of the year I went on a handful of dates with a girl. We only went on two, and then we stopped, which I wasn't hugely upset by. We're still friends, and we see each other occasionally. She's now dating my best friend, who I live with. They're at our house all the time. They both seem to think it's a lot more awkward than it actually is. When I'm around, they both hide away or sit at opposite sides of the room. They stop talking to each other, and they both look really embarrassed. I don't really care that they're dating, but it seems the two of them think that I care. I've told them I don't really care, but apparently they seem to think I'm lying or something. I can't exactly pack my bags and move away, so what should I do? -- Big Time Awkward In [unintelligible]

37:27 - Y - Sent in by Drew Davenport, from Yahoo Answers user Timmy, who asks:

Am I really in a gang ?

So I was playin some b-ball with friends here's our ages. Me-12 Friends-12,12,13,14,9 so they say they in icp jugallo gang, they supposively jump me in. Am I really in or what

46:29 - Housekeeping

50:15 - FY - Sent in by Ashley Burghart, from Yahoo Answers user Kaitlyn, who asks:

Where can I get some spaghetti in Denver?

Quotes Edit

On A Love Triangle Edit

It seems that they're unwilling to think that you're not. I think maybe they have convinced themselves that they feel guilty about it, and they feel like they need to feel guilty about it."
"To get wet.
— Travis & Griffin

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