"Yogi the Stareater" was originally released on January 6, 2014.

Description Edit

This episode features a 25-minute-long argument about which bear is the most powerful bear. It's a return to form, we guess? Which is kind of a sad statement about our form.

Suggested Talking Points Edit

Gravy Hose, Islands in the Marathon, Chubby, Con, The Most Powerful Bear, Big Bang Theory

Outline Edit

04:54 - I'm relatively in shape, and enjoy running. I love it. I typically run an hour a day, but found that listening to music just doesn't cut it for me. I really enjoy singing alone. I found it makes running more fun, and singing in general makes me a happier person. Is this a bad thing to do? I get embarrassed very little, and I am not looking for attention here, but I am curious if you think it's rude for others to run by them singing Skater Boy. That being said, I think it is far more ridiculous going from full-out singing to nothing as soon as I see someone, as it makes it look like I'm embarrassed. Outside running only, sing as one would sing in the shower or car, and I try to censor myself. -- Piping In Pittsburg

12:01 - Recently I had my vehicle stolen, which really bummed me out. I was wondering if you guys had any advice on things to do for a good cheer-up session? -- Canadian Couldn't-Car

16:33 - From Yahoo Answers user Flondre Scarlet, who asks:

Why doesn't the penis gain fat?

It just hit me suddenly.

22:45 - Hey guys, quick question. I've been married for over a decade now. In the past few years I've really come out as a geek girl. For example, I enjoy playing D&D, watching firefly [Justin interrupts the examples], but my husband doesn't appreciate my geekdom, and makes fun of me, making me feel immature and less of a woman. Sure, he does appreciate the occasional Star Trek episode, but he draws the line at allowing me to attend a con. My question is: should I just go back in the closet, try to suppress my geek urges? What can I do to help him realize how lucky he is and let me explore this side of me? -- Sexy Geek Girl

30:59 - MZ - Sponsored by Nature Box. Sponsored by Hulu. Sponsored by Tome-Foolery. Personal message from Brandon. Advertisement about brand new Maximum Fun Network podcasts.

39:00 - Y - Sent in by John Williams, from Yahoo Answers user Ben, who asks:

What bear is best and why?

Black bear

and why do you think so?

52:36 - I'm getting married within weeks, and I want to make my wedding night a special one for my soon-to-be husband. I am not interested in making it a hyper-sexual experience. I want to do something more interesting. Any ideas? -- [unintelligible] In Chicago

55:47 - Housekeeping

61:27 - FY - Sent in by Drew Davenport, from Yahoo Answers user Delaka, who asks:

How is your father? Is he good?

Quotes Edit

On Uncensored Singing Edit

He was a fucking skater boy, I love his skater dick.
— Griffin

On Penis Anatomy Edit

Hey Sydnee! Hey Syd! Why doesn't the penis gain fat?! Why doesn't the penis gain fat?! She says 'Jesus.'
— Justin

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