"Face 2 Face X: Craigslist Croutons" was originally released on August 25, 2014.

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We did this live show in Los Angeles a few months ago, but that just means the goofs have ripened and fermented for peak flavor. We'll be back with your regularly scheduled fraternal advice next week!

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Fancy, Shumwaying, Sexy Wii Bowling, Great Job Robber, Dirty Truth or Dare, Truck Bed Contagion, A Puzzle of Flesh, Creating a Human Life, Horse Cons, Super Neutered.[1]

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04:57 - I have a lot of vivid, weird dreams that more often than not contain people in my day-to-day life doing something I think is worth mentioning to them. My question is this: is it socially acceptable to tell people that I've dreamt about them, or say, "you were in my dream last night," or will I be giving everyone I know the willies by doing this? -- I've Even Done It To Justin

07:57 - Y - Sent in by Drew Davenport, from a suspended Yahoo Answers user, who asks:
Emerald Level Yahoo
How could I make wii bowling sexy?

so, my girlfriend and I have a habit of trying to make simple, everyday things into something remotely sexy. Does anyone have any clue how we could make something like wii bowling sexy? Also, I do realize this is a ridiculous question.

13:16 - How do I prepare myself to be robbed? I have many examples of this, but one time my cousin jumped out of the bushes and scared me; my knees locked, and I fell over like a fainting goat. It was very embarrassing. What if this happens when an assailant tries to jump me with a knife? I want to stand my ground and at least seem threatening. How do I get tougher and less scared of people jumping out and surprising me? -- Neither Fight Nor Flight In The Fourth Row

18:01 - Y - Sent in by Nat Steinzels, from Yahoo Answers user Romareo, who asks:

My manager is a female and she pees so loud how do I tell her that's annoying?

22:23 - Dear brothers, ice cream trucks never pass where I live, ever. Today I heard one outside and I booked it out the door. He was driving away from me, but I finally caught up with him. When I bought my ice cream, the ice cream guy just gave me this incredulous face and seemed to be annoyed that a twenty-ish year old would be so excited about an ice cream truck. Am I too old to be excited about ice cream trucks, or was the ice cream guy just a downer? -- Vexed In Ventura

26:04 - Sad Libs

28:03 - Y - Sent in by Joshua Williams, from Yahoo Answers user supertiffster, who asks:

I need extremely dirty truth or dares!?

we can never think of any! Help!

35:55 - MZ - Sponsored by Nature Box. Sponsored by Hulu. Personal message from Kandise, Chris, Miller, Rachel, and Olivia. Personal message from Avital and Julian.

47:41 - From The Audience - Is it okay to put groceries in a truck bed and drive home? -- Drew Davenport

52:06 - I teach in an art school, and I hate all my students. How can I not hate my students? Super best! -- Karrin

58:30 - Y - Sent in by Alan Black, from Yahoo Answers user Slick Ninja 360, who asks:

Would it be illegal to go into the middle of a forest and build a maze, forcing people to traverse it upon entry?

Upon entry, the entrance would close. It would have spikes on the wall's tops to keep them from escaping. I was also thinking of having booby traps and things like that. Once they find the exit, they could leave.

62:39 - From The Audience - Should I have another baby? -- Linda

67:48 - Y - Sent in by Charline, from Yahoo Answers user Kayla, who asks:

Does this seem like a good power-point to show my parents? (Convincing them to help me get a horse)?

Title: What I Want Most In Life
Next slide contents: Asking them to stay silent during presentation, etc.
Next: Some photos of horses, along with words: A HORSE
Next: Telling them how I've changed and I'm responsible enough to take care of a horse:
Next: Supplies and costs (I've done my research...)
Next: Money saving tips & ideas
Next: Explaining the benefits to owning a horse, then a pros & cons chart I put together
Next: Showing one horse I REALLY want, and that would be perfect for me, then two others that would work great for me and I want.
Next: A last side note, and telling them I don't want to hear ANYTHING about this topic until next week, so that they can talk about it with each other and then look at the power-point and think and whatnot.

I've added specific quotes for each big topic :)

How's it look? Do you think they will say yes?

I'll see if I can get some screenshots of each slide to show you!

74:21 - From The Audience - So I have a cat who pees, and because of that I can't have a couch and I'm twenty-something so whatever right now, but I would like to have a couch some day. -- Jeanie

79:36 - Housekeeping

81:32 - FY - Sent in by Drew Davenport, from Yahoo Answers user Monice, who asks:
Bringing The Fucking
Who was John Candy? What did he do? Why is he important?

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Goofed so hard I broke Travis!
— Justin

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