"Birthday Surprise Hole" was originally released on July 6, 2015, at 8:28 AM.
So, look. Here's the thing. We prepped all our questions for this episode, but about 10 minutes in, we realized that we just weren't going to do them. So, in this bizarre installment of MBMBaM, we share advice that we wish we could have given our past selves -- important instructions like: Hey, put that bottle of frosted tip gel down. Put it in the garbage, actually.
Suggested Talking Points Edit
Cold Showers, Exotic Salsas, Video Toasters, Minkus Khan, Safety Patrol, The Pub, Vintage Cocaine, Balls Out United, Peer-Reviewed Bacon, Credit Card Collapse, On Frosted Tips, The Worst Birthday Present of All Time
Intro - Justin takes cold showers
06:44 - Griffin tries to make a cooking show using the condiment station at school
07:28 - "Justin is a homosexual"
08:50 - "Do you guys just want to rap this whole time? We've gone nine minutes now without doing a question." "Yeah, let's keeping going!"
08:57 - Travis writes an exposé about a turkey club shortage and Griffin does one on pedometer shaking
09:55 - Justin does top 10 lists
11:04 - Travis was a Minkus
13:04 - Talking about TaG classes
15:58 - Safety Patrol
19:33 - Justin gets fired (twice)
25:25 - "Did you guys ever do cocaine?"
28:25 - Balls Out United
32:28 - MZ - Sponsored by Harry's. Sponsored by SquareSpace. Personal message from Grant. Personal message from Snugglebeard.
38:35 - Justin talks about candied bacon and Griffin throws a fit
45:53 - Sway
49:12 - Justin signs up for a credit card in exchange for a hat at a baseball game
54:05 - Justin's awful hair decisions
59:56 - Justin tries to get his girlfriend a surprise belly button piercing
62:42 - Housekeeping
66:32 - Final embarrassing story - Justin lipsyncs 'Sweet Home Alabama' and Griffin writes a Pokemon story for school
On Inappropriate Romantic Gifts Edit
- “If it wasn't you telling me this, I would be calling the police right now!”
- — Griffin