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"The Pirate King" was originally released on May 2, 2016.

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Here it is, our first episode of MBMBaM Vol. 2. What's different in this bold new chapter of our podcast? Viiirrtuuaallllyyyyy noooothiiiiing.

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Twitter Defense Force, Frutopia Curse, Dunk Etiquette, Dog Park Visitor, Buried Treasures, Yahoo Apologies

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14:31 - While taking a small road trip to Chicago with my girlfriend, we pulled off into a rest stop to switch off driving. While there, I decided to buy a bottle of water from a vending machine. To my surprise, there was a cold bottle of water in the bottom of the vending machine just sitting there. I took the water, but now that I have it I'm afraid it could be poisoned. Should I trust this mysterious bottle of water from a dirty old Indiana rest stop, or should I throw it out the goddamn window? -- Water Weary Wanderer

20:10 - Y - Sent in by Erin Kys, from Yahoo Answers user Darius, who asks:

I want to be an explosive dunker but I'm skinny but can do a basic 2 hand dunk I'm 6'6 already and 16 I want to be able to catch oops?

30:40 - There's a dog park near my work, and sometimes I go there to eat lunch. I don't even ask to pet the puppies; I just sit on a bench, eat a sandwich, and watch the dogs play, and then I leave when I'm done. I feel like this is totally normal, or at least not creepy behavior, but the other day a dude got all up in my face about it. He said if I didn't have a dog with me, I shouldn't be there. I got flustered and left, but now I can't help but wonder: was he the asshole, or am I unknowingly creeping out on the puppies? -- Puppy Peepin' In Provo

39:18 - MZ - Sponsored by MeUndies. Sponsored by Boll And Branch. Sponsored by The Smash Fiction Podcast. Personal message from Weed Mom, Fish Ass Lover, Cat Hustler, and One Lunch Man. Advertisement for The Beef And Dairy Podcast.

46:34 - Y - Sent in by Drew Davenport, from "YaDrew Answers" user The Hooded One, who asks:
Level 9000 YaDrew Dr
Where can you find lots of gold?

im a man in my late 30's, i want to have a lot of treasure? gold, jewels, rubies , diamonds.

where can i find this?

56:11 - Y - Sent in by Brooks Oglesby, from an anonymous Yahoo Answers user, who asks:

I'm sorry for trolling?

I posted the diarrhea questions online and I realize now it might have annoyed some people. I won't do it anymore I'm really sorry

58:15 - Housekeeping

61:15 - FY - Sent in by Erin Kys, from an anonymous Yahoo Answers user, who asks:

Can I still vape when I have walking pneumonia?

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