"The 2018 Olympic Laser Tag Team" was originally released on April 10, 2017.

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We've got over 350 hours of podcasts under our belt, which, according to Malcolm Gladwell, means we've fully mastered the craft. We're turning our attention to loftier endeavors, now: Namely, training up the greatest laser tag outfit this world has ever known.

Suggested Talking Points Edit

Before Transformers and the Furious, Hidden Gold, Laser CQC, Downton Bluejeans, Video Game Talent Show, Riding a Bike, The True Island Time King

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6:19 - I recently found out that my boyfriend, who I've been living with for over a year, has been hiding precious metals (silver, gold) around the house. He acted very strange when I asked him about it, his reason being that they are investments and to not go looking for them. Should I be concerned? Am I dating a Ron Swanson or a treasure-hoarding dragon? -- Fools Gold in Oklahoma City

13:12 - Sent in by Drew Campbell, from "Oathtaker" Earl the Snort, who oaths:

Who's on your lasertag team?

23:17 - I recently ordered a couple pairs of jeans direct from Levis, and they arrived today. The jeans were exactly what I ordered, but there was also a brand new, complete DVD box set of all six seasons of Downton Abbey. This is not unwelcome, because I love the show, but I didn't order it, and also you can't order DVDs from -- Nonplussed in Nevada

28:48 - Y - Sent in by Brooks Oglesby, from an Oathbreaker who has left the services before their watch was ended, who asks:

Could I play video games for the school talent show?

35:49 - MZ - Sponsored by ZipRecruiter, Sponsored by Harry's, Advertisement for MaxFunCon

45:23 - The weather is starting to be nice around here, which means doing stuff outdoors. There's one part of my outdoor repertoire that's sadly missing. I never learned how to ride a bike. As a thirty-three-year-old, how do I do that? I mean, the obvious answer is just to hop up and do it, but it's not like they sell adult bikes with training wheels. -- Pining to Pedal in Pittsburgh

53:30 - Y - Sent in by Kyle Fleming, from "Oathbreaker" slocklin0931, who asks:

Is Jack Sparrow a better Island icon than Jimmy Buffet?

53:30 - Y - Sent in by Drew Davenport, from "Oathbreaker" fur k, who asks:
Level 9000 Oathbreak

Where can I find Austin Powers-type decorating ideas for a yacht?

63:36 - FY - Sent in by Kate Davis, from an anonymous Yahoo Answers user, who asks:

I had a dream that Mike Pence kissed my forehead. Is that bad?

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