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"Trans rights? Fuck yeah, let's do it." -Griffin McElroy[1]
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The following is written for the purpose of entertainment, from a skewed perspective, with very little restriction on what can or can't be added. For a more factual take on the person, see Griffin McElroy/Serious

Eternal Bliss Delight {Formerly known as "Perfectboy Andrew[22]"30 under 30" "40 under 40" McElroy (formerly Griffin) is a co-host on the podcast My Brother, My Brother And Me. He formerly worked for gaming journalism website Polygon as a Senior Video Producer, before leaving "in disgrace" to focus on podcasting. He is the babiest brother of Justin McElroy and Travis McElroy, and son of Clint McElroy.

Griffin spearheads the McElroys' cult following of WLW or women-loving-women, comprised of lesbian, bisexual, and queer women and woman-aligned nonbinary people. Also other-aligned nonbinary people. And all queer people. Actually, let me check my notes here... yup, says here everyone loves Griffin.

Early Life[]

Possibly born "Heronimous Griffolemeu Engleson McElroy", pressure from the Maximum Fun Network prompted "Perfectboy" to possibly adopt a more radio-friendly pseudonym. This change was theoretically costly and time- consuming, as Maximum Fun may have insisted that a "full retcon" be formed on the show's secret back catalog, and have had thoughts about requiring that all references to Perfectboy's real name be replaced for continuity's sake.

It is speculated that he's secretly a river otter that found a pair of glasses and assimilated itself into human society.

He is often called the "Baby" or "Sweet Baby Brother" of the McElroy brothers, although he single handedly Killed and Ate his fourth, unnamed brother- "Lin Manuel Miranda" and earned his title as a Certified Adult™. This nickname should not be confused with the nickname "Babyface McElroy", used briefly by Justin during his time as a bootlegger.

Recurring Segments[]

Favorite Topics[]

Other Work[]

Podcasts and Web Series[]

Active[]

Completed[]

Discontinued[]

  • Rose Buddies (discontinued[23], replaced by Wonderful!)
  • CoolGames, Inc (discontinued, after he banished Nick Robinson to the Shadow Realm for eternity)
  • Speed Rundown
  • Griffin Mcelroy Will Get Someone's Uncle At Nintendo To Give Him An Early Copy Of Animal Crossing New Horizons [24]

Fictional[]

  • Big Gulp[25]
  • I Wish My Fucking Brothers Would Focus On One Show At Once And Give It All The Attention That It Needs So It Can Grow Into The Multimedia Empire That I Want It To Become And They Obviously Don't Because They're Fucking Doing Other Shit Instead Of The Shit That I'm On[21]
  • Bathroom Reviews[26]
  • Rap Zone[27]
  • Shower Boys
  • Good American Baking Podcast
  • Minding His Own Fucking Business and Not Bothering People Chad

Voice Acting[]

In 2017, Perfectboy made a cameo in Cartoon Network's "Clarence," voice acting a baseball commentator who also describes the antics of a sadistic team mascot Hammy, repeating his catchphrase "Hammy gonna sneeze ya!" multiple times throughout the episode. The commentator also uses incorrect and awkward pluralization (e.g. "in all my years of sport"). But most notably, one of the baseball teams is named "The Good Boys."

Perfectboy voiced the sweet little boy Jasper in the Rooster Teeth production "Camp Camp." He also had a small role on an episode of Disney XD's Big City Greens as a pepper merchant selling really spicy peppers, but let's be real here, that was just Garfield, The Deals Warlock, after the end of TAZ Balance. Perfectboy also guested on the Cartoon Network show We Bare Bears as Schmorby, a cute sweet worm and mascot of the show's offbrand Google thing, but the voice sounds like if Angus McDonald, the world's greatest detective and very sweet little boy, was combined with Hodge Podge, whose voice was already pretty similar to Ango's. Seriously, Griffin, expand your repertoire!

Perfectboy was cast in cameo roles for the 2020 movie Trolls World Tour as Country Music Tear and part of Skyscraper, alongside his brothers. He is credited for providing additional voice work in the 2021 animated film The Mitchells vs. the Machines.[28]

Writing[]

Perfectboy has spent most of his professional life working alongside his brother, Justin Tyler McElroy, as video games journalists and content creators. In 2007, he joined the online magazine Joystiq as a writer and editor, where the two of them worked until 2012, when they left Joystiq to help co-found Polygon. One of Perfectboy and Justin's most popular contributions while working at Polygon was Monster Factory, in which they created such untold horrors as Truck Shepard, Borth Sampson, The Junker, Jaa'm, Knife Dad, DJ Slime Time, Adult Cool, and the World-Eater and Destroyer of Toddathan J. Coward, The Final Pam. In 2018, they both resigned from their positions at Polygon, for fear of what they'd brought into the world. However, by 2019, they realized they had actually not unleashed enough terrible, horrible creatures into our world, and thus they conjured Jim Johnman: the best cricket player since Don Bradman.

In 2017, Perfectboy wrote a short story titled "Stories in the Sand" for the Star Wars anthology From a Certain Point of View.

Personal Life[]

Perfectboy's athletic career peaked in 2001, at the age of 14, when he caught a touchdown pass while dressed as Cowabunga, the cow mascot for WTCR-FM, the local radio station that his dad worked at.[29]

In 2013, Perfectboy married Rachel McElroy. They have had two sons together thanks to Griffin's "powerful seed"[30]: Henry in 2016, and Gus in 2021. They previously resided in Austin, TX, but since 2022 have lived in Washington, DC, to be closer to Griffin's close personal friends Anthony Fauci and Joseph Gordon Biden. They also live with That Guy Outside. We don't talk about Him.

In 2016, Perfectboy was named one of Forbes "30 Under 30," under category media.[31] Upon his 30th birthday, Forbes allegedly attempted to relieve Perfectboy of both his "30 Under 30" status and his assortment of trading cards. Perfectboy fended off the assault and was allowed to keep both his cards and his title by "voring" the souls of babies to maintain his youth.

In his spare time, Perfectboy is an accomplished cheese guitarist, song-smith, and "Defender of the Known Multiverse" (a title which he achieved in 2016)—however, his songwriting career is a deeply private, shameful subject that Perfectboy has rarely opened up about. He was in charge of writing awesome jingles for corporate entities that sponsor the show's weekly trips to the Money Zone until 2012, and it was revealed on the original, pre-Maximum Fun Forums that Perfectboy once wrote a song for/about a girl during his college years.

He once referred to a buttplug as a "silly little guy who gets in there."[32] Immediately after saying this, God tried to kill him. he failed, and died himself instead. Perfectboy then took over the moniker of God, as God is, as we all know, omnipotent, which basically means perfect anyway.

He's like a rotisserie shithead![4]

He is your best friend, AND your dungeon master.[3]

He possesses a reasonable amount of fear of the things dentists do.

He is an advocate of "Butt Punching the cum right out ya".[8]

At 2'3" is the shortest brother, but piggybacks so dang much it makes him the tallest.

Eats fruits stem first, pits second, and flesh last.

At 8'3", is the tallest brother, but slouches so dang much it makes Travis the tallest.

Wants to go to the Flan Zone.[33]

His brand/trademark is "vore boy" and "eating bananas with the peel". However, Perfectboy would like to rebrand as The 'Mint' Man who wears shades indoors, so that maybe one day he can step up to the plate and have a tic tac dispenser built into his meat body.[34]

According to Perfectboy, his constant catchphrase in real life is "GET THAT DICK."[35]

Perfectboy has openly admitted to his deep-seated elevator fetish, because what is not to love about elevators? Perfectboy both loves and fears elevators which contributes to the fetish.

Perfectboy once admitted to enjoying Steve Carell's The Incredible Burt Wonderstone on the podcast. Although it may have been Travis who said that. Their voices are, like, really similar.[36]

He is, above all, a very vocal and enthusiastic Carly Rae Jepsen fan. One time the Queen acknowledged him and told him Great Job, and he temporarily ascended into his final form, a being of pure energy by the name of Bliss Delight. In August 2019, after going to a Carly Rae Jepsen concert in Austin with VIP tickets, Perfectboy met and spoke with the queen herself. He has once again ascended to a being of pure light and energy and has become Eternal Bliss Delight.

Perfectboy runs cold and does not show up on thermal scans. This is how he killed the Predator.

Perfectboy sleeps with a pillow in between his knees, in between his elbows, under his head, and in between his feet, making a "fucking exosuit of pillows".

Perfectboy is 8'3" tall.

Perfectboy is 4'20" tall.

He hates being tickled with emu feathers.[37]

He abandoned his boy and paid the clown price. Shame On You Perfectboy McElroy.[4]

Rumor has it if you look into the mirror and chant "Perfectboy" three times fast, Perfectboy McElroy will show up in your mirror and ask if you want a banana. Instead of answering him, it is recommended that you run. Run far, far away, lest he catches you.

Run.

He is the King of Games.

Notable Skills[]

  • Eight-foot vertical leap[4]
  • Abstinence until he dies[4]
  • Young, dumb, and full of... you know ;)[4]
  • Can pull roughly 4000 pounds on his own, but more with the aid of his best friend horse
  • Podcasting
  • Voice acting
  • Vore

Capable of[]

  • Being the fake-dick murderer[38]
  • Murder (In general)
  • Only safe male figure to exist in history
  • Vore (Inventor)
  • Abandoning his boy[4]
  • Using Surge to Transform into a car (Only at 11)[39]
  • Eating raw fettucine as a snack at Olive Garden (formerly)

Incapable of[]

  • Keeping track of his boy

Some Good JPEGs[]

References & Links[]

  1. ↑ Griffin saying trans rights in a livestream (plus the older brothers saying it also!)
  2. ↑ Childhood nickname, from looking like the character Ditto in the comic Hi and Lois
  3. ↑ 3.0 3.1 3.2 3.3 The Adventure Zone
  4. ↑ 4.00 4.01 4.02 4.03 4.04 4.05 4.06 4.07 4.08 4.09 4.10 From the TV show
  5. ↑ The McElroy Brothers Will Be In Trolls World Tour
  6. ↑ Karaoke name mentioned in Episode 104
  7. ↑ Episode 132
  8. ↑ 8.0 8.1 Episode 239
  9. ↑ Episode 251
  10. ↑ Episode 274
  11. ↑ Episode 285
  12. ↑ Episode 286
  13. ↑ Deep Web username mentioned in Episode 305
  14. ↑ Episode 347
  15. ↑ Alter-ego from Episode 368
  16. ↑ Episode 389
  17. ↑ E3 name established in Episode 410
  18. ↑ Alter-ego from Episode 456
  19. ↑ 19.0 19.1 Episode 457
  20. ↑ Episode 579
  21. ↑ 21.0 21.1 Episode 87
  22. ↑ Mentioned in Episode 275
  23. ↑ As stated in Roze Buddiez: International Date Line & Wonderful! Ep. 1: Time Makes Bozos of Us All
  24. ↑ https://soundcloud.com/griffinmcelroy/gmwgsuantghaecoacnh-episode-one
  25. ↑ Fictional; however, one episode was produced as bonus content for Max Fun Drive 2015.
  26. ↑ Mentioned in Episode 90
  27. ↑ Mentioned in Episode 102
  28. ↑ Griffin McElroy on IMDb
  29. ↑ Episode 527
  30. ↑ Episode 512
  31. ↑ Episode 337
  32. ↑ Episode 355
  33. ↑ Episode 485
  34. ↑ Episode 367
  35. ↑ Episode 276
  36. ↑ Episode 342
  37. ↑ https://popquizzical.wordpress.com/2013/04/17/10-facts-about-mbmbams-griffin-mcelroy-on-his-birthday/
  38. ↑ Episode 114
  39. ↑ The Adventure Zone Presents: The Ballad of Bigfoot
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