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"Perfectboy Andrew[6]"30 under 30" McElroy (formerly Griffin) is a co-host on the podcast My Brother, My Brother And Me. He formerly worked for gaming journalism website Polygon as a Senior Video Producer, before leaving to focus on podcasting. He is the babiest brother of Justin McElroy and Travis McElroy, and son of Clint McElroy.

Early Life Edit

Possibly born "Heronimous Griffolemeu Engleson McElroy", pressure from the Maximum Fun Network prompted "Perfectboy" to possibly adopt a more radio-friendly pseudonym. This change was theoretically costly and time- consuming, as Maximum Fun may have insisted that a "full retcon" be formed on the show's secret back catalog, and have had thoughts about requiring that all references to Perfectboy's real name be replaced for continuity's sake.

it is speculated that he's secretly a river otter that found a pair of glasses and assimilated itself into human society.

He is often called the "Baby" or "Sweet Baby Brother" of the McElroy brothers, although he single handedly Killed and Ate his fourth, unnamed brother- "Lin Manuel Miranda" and earned his title as a Certified Adult™. This nickname should not be confused with the nickname "Babyface McElroy", used briefly by Justin during his time as a bootlegger.

Personal Life Edit

In his spare time, Perfectboy is an accomplished cheese guitarist, song-smith, and "Defender of the Known Multiverse" (a title which he achieved in 2016)—however, his songwriting career is a deeply private, shameful subject that Perfectboy has rarely opened up about. He was in charge of writing awesome jingles for corporate entities that sponsor the show's weekly trips to the Money Zone until 2012, and it was revealed on the original, pre-Maximum Fun Forums that Perfectboy once wrote a song for/about a girl during his college years.

He once referred to a buttplug as a "silly little guy who gets in there." Immediately after saying this, God tried to kill him. he failed, and died himself instead. Perfectboy then took over the moniker of God.

He's like a rotisserie shithead!

He is your best friend.

He possesses a reasonable amount of fear of the things dentists do.

He did a hit on Justin.

Eats fruits stem first, pits second, and flesh last.

At 8'3", is the tallest brother, but slouches so dang much it makes Travis the tallest.

His brand/trademark is "vore boy" and "eating bananas with the peel". [7] However, Perfectboy would like to rebrand as The 'Mint' Man who wears shades indoors, so that maybe one day he can step up to the plate and have a tic tac dispenser built into his meat body. Perfectboy currently resides in Austin, TX with his wife, Rachel; their newborn baby, Henry; and their cat, Cecil. They also live with: That Guy Outside. We don't talk about Him.

According to Perfectboy, his constant catchphrase in real life is "GET THAT DICK."

Perfectboy has openly admitted to his deep-seated elevator fetish, because what is not to love about elevators? Perfectboy both loves and fears elevators which contributes to the fetish.

Perfectboy once admitted to enjoying Steve Carell's The Incredible Burt Wonderstone on the podcast. Although it may have been Travis who said that. Their voices are, like, really similar.

He is, above all, a very vocal and enthusiastic Carly Rae Jepsen fan. One time the Queen acknowledged him and told him Great Job, and he temporarily ascended into his final form, a being of pure energy by the name of Bliss Delight.

Perfectboy runs cold and does not show up on thermal scans. This is how he killed the Predator.

Perfectboy sleeps with a pillow in between his knees, in between his elbows, under his head, and in between his feet, making a "fucking exosuit of pillows".

Perfectboy is 8'3" tall.

In 2016, Perfectboy was named one of Forbes "30 Under 30," under category media. Upon Nastyman's 30th birthday Forbes allegedly attempted to relieve Perfectboy of both his "30 Under 30" status and his assortment of trading cards. Perfectboy fended off the assault and was allowed to keep both his cards and his title by "voring" the souls of babies to maintain his youth.

In 2017, Perfectboy made a cameo in Cartoon Network's "Clarence," voice acting a baseball commentator who also describes the antics of a sadistic team mascot Hammy, repeating his catchphrase "Hammy gonna sneeze ya!" multiple times throughout the episode. The commentator also uses incorrect and awkward pluralization (e.g. "in all my years of sport"). But most notably, one of the baseball teams is named "The Good Boys." [8]

He has also been in the Rooster Teeth production "Camp Camp" where he voiced Jasper, a sweet little boy. Perfectboy is really gonna be in Trolls 2, Travis and Justin need to step their voice actor game up.

Perfectboy also had a small role on an episode of Disney XD's Big City Greens where he played a pepper merchant selling really spicy peppers, but let's be real here, that was just Garfield, The Deals Warlock, after the end of TAZ Balance.

Perfectboy also guested on the Cartoon Network show We Bare Bears as Schmorby, a cute sweet worm and mascot of the show's offbrand Google thing, but the voice sounds like if Angus McDonald, the world's greatest detective and very sweet little boy, was combined with Hodge Podge, whose voice was already pretty similar to Ango's. Seriously, Griffin, expand your repertoire!

Perfectboy also spent a time working along side his brother, Justin "Tyler" McElroy, as video and content creators on Polygon dot com and their subsequent YouTube channel. There, they created such untold horrors as Truck Shepard, Borth Sampson, The Junker, Jaa'm, Knife Dad, DJ Slime Time, Adult Cool, and the World-Eater and Destroyer of Toddathan J. Coward, The Final Pam. Hoxever, as of A Time, 2018, they both resigned from their positions at Polygon, for fear of what they'd brought into the world.

He hates being tickled with emu feathers. [9]

He abandoned his boy and paid the clown price. Shame On You Perfectboy McElroy.

Rumor has it if you look into the mirror and chant "Perfectboy" three times fast, Perfectboy McElroy will show up in your mirror and ask if you want a banana. Instead of answering him, it is recommended that you run. Run far, far away, lest he catches you.

Run.

Recurring SegmentsEdit

  • Yahoos
  • Monthly Observances (discontinued)
  • Money Zone jingle (discontinued)

Notable Skills Edit

  • Eight-foot vertical leap
  • Can pull roughly 4000 pounds on his own, but more with the aid of his best friend horse
  • Abstinence until he dies
  • Young, dumb, and full of... you know ;)
  • Vore

Capable of Edit

  • Being the fake-dick murderer [9]

Favorite TopicsEdit

Other PodcastsEdit

  • Til Death Do Us Blart (eternal)
  • Wonderful! (formerly Rosebuddies [10])
  • Besties
  • The McElroy Brothers Will Be In Trolls 2
  • CoolGames, Inc (until he banished Nick Robinson to the shadow zone for eternity)
  • Big Gulp [11]
  • I Wish My Fucking Brothers Would Focus On One Show At Once And Give It All The Attention That It Needs So It Can Grow Into The Multimedia Empire That I Want It To Become And They Obviously Don't Because They're Fucking Doing Other Shit Instead Of The Shit That I'm On (fictional)[12]
  • Bathroom Reviews (fictional)[13]
  • Shower Boys (fictional)
  • Good American Baking Podcast (fictional)
  • Rosebuddies (discontinued)
  • Minding His Own Fucking Business and Not Bothering People Chad (fictional)

References & Links Edit

  1. Griffin's former name Episode 389: Horsebonology
  2. Karaoke name mentioned in Episode 104: I Hate You, Ron
  3. Deep Web username mentioned in Episode 305: Bubble Jug Life
  4. Griffin was the Dungeon Master for the majority of The Adventure Zone
  5. Picture made by @OnstaMonsta
  6. Mentioned in Episode 275: The Podcast Krampus
  7. Mentioned in Episode 367: Shrimp! Heaven! Now!
  8. https://twitter.com/griffinmcelroy/status/872555135968436226
  9. https://popquizzical.wordpress.com/2013/04/17/10-facts-about-mbmbams-griffin-mcelroy-on-his-birthday/
  10. As stated in Roze Buddiez: International Date Line & Wonderful! Ep. 1: Time Makes Bozos of Us All
  11. Fictional; however, one episode was produced as bonus content for Max Fun Drive 2015.
  12. Mentioned in Episode 87: A Murder of Uncles
  13. Mentioned in Episode 90: Dworp