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Griffin Andrew[4] McElroy is a Deputy News Editor for polygon.com, and the babiest brother of Justin McElroy and Travis McElroy, and son of Clint McElroy.

He makes horse sculptures out of starbusts when he gets high on the devils lettuce.

There he is!!! That´s my boy!!!!

For each whole blabanana eaten: +55 potassium, +1 dexterity.

Early Life Edit

Possibly born "Heronimous Griffolemeu Engleson McElroy", pressure from the Maximum Fun Network prompted "Griffin" to possibly adopt a more radio-friendly pseudonym. This change was theoretically costly and time consuming, as Maximum Fun may have insisted that a "full retcon" be formed on the show's secret back catalog, and have had thoughts about requiring that all references to Griffin's real name be replaced for continuity's sake.

Once he went on a universal hunt for bagels after the Bagel Crisis of 2004. It was awesome.

He is often called the "Baby" or "Babby" of the McElroy brothers, although he singlehandedly defeated "Moose", Prince of Dogs and Hamburger, and earned his title as a Certified Adult☀™. Although this should not be confused with the nickname "Babyface McElroy", used briefly by Justin during his time as a bootlegger.

Personal Life Edit

In his spare time, Griffin is an accomplished cheese guitarist, song-smith, and "Defender of the Known Multiverse" (which he achieved in 2016) however his songwriting career is a deeply private, shameful subject that Griffin has rarely opened up about. He was in charge of writing awesome jingles for corporate entities that sponsor the show's weekly trips to the Money Zone until 2012, and it was revealed on the original, pre-Maximum Fun Forums that Griffin had once written a song for/about a girl during his college years.

Eats fruits stem first, pips second, and skin last.

Griffin currently resides in Austin, TX with his wife Rachel and their newborn baby Henry, and cat Cecil.

According to Griffin, his constant catchphrase in real life is "GET THAT DICK." But alas, the gazelle had no idea what was going on.

He often very poorly denies the obvious vore fetish he harbors.

Griffin has openly admitted to his deep seeded elevator fetish because what is not to love about elevators.

Griffin once admitted to enjoying Steve Carell's The Incredible Burt Wonderstone on the podcast. Although, it may have been Travis who said that. Their voices are, like, really similar.

He is, above all, a very vocal and enthusiastic Carly Rae Jepsen fan.

Griffin runs cold and does not show up on thermo scans, this is how he killed Predator.

In 2016, Griffin was named one of Forbes "30 Under 30," under category media. Upon Griffin's 30th birthday Forbes allegedly attempted to relieve Griffin of both his "30 Under 30" status and his assortments of trading cards. Griffin fended off the assault and was allowed to keep both his cards and his title.

In 2017, Griffin made a cameo in Cartoon Network's "Clarence," voice acting a baseball commentator who also describes the antics of a sadistic team mascot Hammy, repeating his catchphrase "Hammy gonna sneeze ya!" multiple times throughout the episode. The commentator also uses incorrect and awkward pluralization (e.g. "in all my years of sport"). But most notably, one of the baseball teams is named "The Good Boys." [5]

Recurring SegmentsEdit

  • Yahoos
  • Monthly Observances (discontinued)
  • Money Zone jingle (discontinued)

Other PodcastsEdit

  • The Adventure Zone
  • Til Death Do Us Blart
  • CoolGames, Inc
  • Rosebuddies
  • Besties
  • The McElroy Brothers Will Be In Trolls 2
  • Big Gulp (fictional)[6]
  • I Wish My Fucking Brothers Would Focus On One Show At Once And Give It All The Attention That It Needs So It Can Grow Into The Multimedia Empire That I Want It To Become And They Obviously Don't Because They're Fucking Doing Other Shit Instead Of The Shit That I'm On (fictional)[7]
  • Bathroom Reviews (fictional)[8]
  • Shower Boys (fictional)
  • Good American Baking Podcast (fictional)

References & Links Edit

  1. Karaoke name mentioned in Episode 104: I Hate You, Ron
  2. Deep Web username mentioned in Episode 305: Bubble Jug Life
  3. Picture made by @OnstaMonsta
  4. Mentioned in Episode 275: The Podcast Krampus
  5. https://twitter.com/griffinmcelroy/status/872555135968436226
  6. However, one episode was produced as bonus content for Max Fun Drive 2015.
  7. Mentioned in Episode 87: A Murder of Uncles
  8. Mentioned in Episode 90: Dworp

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