Haunted Doll Watch is a Running Goof on MBMBaM where the brothers discuss submitted listings of Haunted Dolls for sale.

The segment is usually initiated & read by Justin McElroy.

Episodes which feature a Haunted Doll Watch Edit

  • Episode 394: Face 2 Face: I Fritos Hard
  • Episode 381: Face 2 Face: Griffin's Big, Brave Stunt
  • Episode 377: Face 2 Face: One Great Potato!
  • Episode 359: Tumnus Opportunities
  • Episode 345: Face 2 Face: Candlenights in September
  • Episode 329: The Laser Tag Embassy
  • Episode 296: Shower Boys
  • Episode 295: Goofbusters II
  • Episode 294: Goofbusters
  • Episode 267: Face 2 Face: Target Conditioning
  • Episode 252: Face 2 Face: Sock Detectives
  • Episode 243: Lenny Kravitz Marinara Breast Milk
  • Episode 240: Teen Google
  • Episode 236: Chobani Hell
  • Episode 235: Audio Billboards

Featured Haunted Dolls Edit

  • Alicia (featured in Episode 236) - a horrifically burned, naked baby doll. Found at the remains of a house fire in 1997 in New York on Christmas Eve. According to Justin, her story "seem[s] batshit".
  • Ruth (featured in Episode 240) - a healing spirit; given to Michelle by her mother many years ago. Houses the spirit of a 17-year-old who froze to death in the early 1900's, during her travels. Ruth is a very active and present spirit. Made of alabaster (according to Griffin).
  • Baby (2015 bonus episode) - found in the attic of a murder house, in two old boxes (one of which was lead). According to the seller, Baby "is creepy as hell and I want her gone". Came from a house with super cool hand-hewed beams.
  • Freida/Katy (featured in Episode 243) - a needy/demanding spirit, who had a difficult life. Cost 150 American dollars. According to Griffin, she is "sort of a double whammy". In Justin's opinion, "Freida can fuck off, but Katy is cool."
  • Jeanie (featured in Episode 252) - an only child, born to an alliterative working family. Died in a plane crash, although the doll may have been lying (according to the brothers, her story is "too cool", so she probably died climbing a tree or something). Will get into your makeup. Wears a bonnet so people don't make fun of her hair.
  • Ava (featured in Episode 267) - a powerful witch, as untameable as the wind. Very independent; do not try to tie this haunted doll down! According to Travis, she looks like Geena Davis in Beetlejuice.
  • To be continued.

Link to most bits:

Links to featured listings Edit

Trivia Edit

  • Madame Christine never adopted a spirit that was demonic. She would never expose her other spirit vessels to that. She had a way of knowing who was trouble, and she would not bring them home.[1]
  • A haunted Admiral Ackbar action figure would not be scary, but only if he was haunted by Admiral Ackbar (according to Travis).[2]
  • According to Justin, you shouldn't poke holes in a haunted doll, because it is trapping a demon spirit and "you may- probably want to keep those enclosed".[3]
  • Travis does a flawless haunted outfit impression.[4]
  • Scary Gross is actually, like, a really tight name for whoever takes Elvira's place. (JustkiddingElvirawillliveforever).[5]
  • All spirits take on a special vessel to claim as their home until the point that they cross over to the other side. This may take months, or thousands of years.[6]
  • There is no rhyme or reason for what goes on in the Spirit World. (However, Griffin believes this assertion might be "some racist shit".)[7]

References Edit

  1. Episode 235, "Haunted Doll Watch"
  2. Episode 235
  3. Episode 240, "Haunted Doll Watch"
  4. confirmed in "Haunted Doll Watch #4"
  5. Episode 243, "Haunted Doll Watch"
  6. revealed in Jeanie's eBay description, in Episode 252
  7. brought up in Episode 252