Justin Tyler[3] "Hoops" McElroy is a co-host of My Brother, My Brother and Me. He is the oldest brother of Travis McElroy and Griffin McElroy, and son of Clint McElroy. Justin "Hoops" McElroy is currently the Editor-At-Large of Polygon, a video game website that he helped found in 2012.

A good good boy 10/10.

Any gifts to him can be sent to:

P.O. Box 54
Huntington, West Virginia 25706

Early Life Edit

Justin "Hoops" McElroy starred in public access TV shows The Time Belt [4] and Kidsmag as a kid. Justin "Hoops" McElroy is eternal.

Personal Life Edit

What's up everybody his name is Root Beer Surge and he's a cool teen just like you!

Justin "Hoops" McElroy is married to Dr Sydnee McElroy (much beloved by all). They have a podcast [5], Sawbones, where they talk about medical history.

Justin "Hoops" McElroy has worked at Blockbusters, twice. The first time he quit on his own terms, but the second time he got fired for stealing a copy of Fight Club which he says "was a very Tyler Durden thing to do."[6]

They have a sweet angel daughter called Charlie who will, quote, "punch the moon!"

Justin "Hoops" McElroy has never shown any sign of aging, because he is the eternal brother.

Justin "Hoops" McElroy is the Huey of the McElroy three, and thus takes on the duty of being the most responsible for his two baby brothers. Justin "Hoops" McElroy is also the only McElroy (including their dad) to not use glasses, which is because he leeched up their eye power when he was young to make himself the most powerful brother. it did not work. Travis still reigns as the supreme boy, although he is not eternal like Justin "Hoops" McElroy.

He's shaped like a friend and sings sometimes, but it has to be a blue moon for him not to sing any of the masterworks by his dear friend the equally eternal James Buffett. Half the shirts he own are Tybee Island model, beach shirts relax him. [7]

When Lin-Manuel Miranda ascends into the McElroy family, as it has been foretold, he will actually become the older middlest brother, in spite of Lin being older than Justin "Hoops" McElroy. This is because the McElroys actually measure age in how many cheesy palm print shirts they own, rather than time. That's why Griffin always will remain in Forbes 30 under 30, since Griffin owns only cool cat shirts.

Justin in fact had a former spouse, named Dwight Slappe, with whom he had a Youtube show, called Things I Bought At Sheetz, that ran for 3 beautiful emotional seasons.

Recurring Segments Edit

The Money Zone, Housekeeping, Farm Wisdom, Haunted Doll Watch, Munch Squad.

Running Goofs Edit

Though it has been some time since Justin "Hoops" McElroy utilized this particular technique, he once frequently utilized “putting some jelly on it” as a deterrent/prank.

Notable Impressions Edit

Justin "Hoops" McElroy's notable impressions include Edward Snowden and Amelie.

Jimmy Buffett Edit

Starting around Episode 196, Justin "Hoops" McElroy became obsessed with his current rival, the equally eternal James "Jimmy" Buffett. This has escalated to the point where it dominates his spotify account, much to the shame and disappointment of Griffin.

Older middlest brother Lin-Manuel Miranda used his Broadway Icon Powers to allow the eternal beach man James Buffett and Justin "Hoops" McElroy to meet for Justin's birthday[8]. During this meeting, Justin "Hoops" McElroy and James likely formed an Island Bond, through Justin "Hoops" McElroy's good Island Boy vibes, which may have charmed Mr. Jimmy Buffett into accepting the role of a Guestspert on the podcast[9]. This is only a theory, Jimmy Buffett is an all powerful ocean spirit that makes his own decisions, therefore he could have decided to be a guestspert with or without an Island Bond.

Other Podcasts Edit

  • The Adventure Zone (with Griffin, Travis and Clint McElroy; MaxFun)
  • Sawbones (with Dr. Sydnee McElroy; MaxFun)
  • Quality Control (Polygon)
  • Things I Bought At Sheetz (with Dwight Slappe; video series)
  • Til Death Do Us Blart
  • Besties (Polygon)
  • The McElroy Brothers Will Be In Trolls 2
  • Smart Stuff (with Roman Mars; fictional)[10]
  • Joystiq Podcast (discontinued)
  • Losing The Sheen (discontinued)
  • Satellite Dish with Justin and Sydnee (discontinued)
  • Munch Squad (purportedly a "podcast within a podcast")

References Edit

  1. Karaoke name mentioned in Episode 104: I Hate You, Ron
  2. Radio DJ name mentioned in Episode 124: This Is Our Rumors
  3. Mentioned in Episode 204: Bait Kids
  6. Revealed in MBMBaM Seeso, Episode 2: Resumes and Jamiroquai's Dad.
  8. Episode 380: Nuthead
  9. Episode 383: Fins up
  10. Though a 90 second demo was made and could be listened to here. Video removed from YouTube, no known alternate source.

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