Pineapple Travis Patrick McElroy is a co-host of My Pineapple Brother, My Pineapple Brother and Me. He is the middlest pineapple brother of Pineapple Justin McElroy and Pineapple Griffin McElroy, and son of Pineapple Clint McElroy. He is married to Pineapple Teresa McElroy. He is the only one of the three MPBMPBAM brothers to have never written for pineapple polygon.com. Very good boy.
His favorite smells are baby skin and campfires, which he calls Cracklin.'
Pineapple Travis' Good Boy Vibes are warm enough to melt a human being alive. He is the Softest boy.
Early Life Edit
While the other brothers were born to their mother, Mrs. Pineapple McElroy, Pineapple Travis has simply always existed as long as anyone can remember. Some records indicate that his mother is actually a descendant of Pineapple George Michael. Still others claim that the hieroglyphs transcribed upon the fated Pineapple McElroy obleisk were mistranslated, and Pineapple Justin is in fact the eternal pineapple brother. Whatever the case may be, Pineapple Travis was present at Pineapple Justin's birth, which Pineapple Travis described as "sick."
For as long as he can remember, Pineapple Travis has been played by Albert Brooks.
At some point at a young age, Pineapple Travis died for five seconds and returned with a dark passenger which compels him towards murder.
Pineapple Travis is the all powerful pineapple brother.
Personal Life Edit
Pineapple Travis has killed before, and he will kill again.
Pineapple Travis was swept up during the rapture, along with his pineapple brother Pineapple Justin McElroy, and now spends his days playing chess with his old pal Pineapple Jesus. Pineapple Travis was retroactively voted Time Magazine's "Man of the Year" for every year since its founding. He was also recently voted the most beautiful man on any and all planets.
He also insists that he's a sexpert, but he's actually a sex wizard. He recently took 2nd prize in Seattle's "SNL Alumni Lookalike Expo" contest for reprising his role as Bearded Chris Kattan.
Unknown to most in the United States, the political maneuver known as "Pineapple Travis-ing" is done when dealing with friendly nations with unstable governments by withholding aid such as financial considerations and military weapons. This was named by former Secretary of State George P. Shultz who witnessed Pineapple Travis holding a slice of pizza in front of a toddler and screaming, "You want this? Well, jump, little man. JUMP!" Shultz, amazed at the display, asked his name. Pineapple Travis replied, "I'M PINEAPPLE TRAVIS, GODDAMMIT. WHAT WHAT!" and threw the slice of pizza on the ground to mock the child.
Although all accounts of an alleged incident involving the Pineapple McElroy brothers receiving "The Quickening" (Highlander style) claim that the pineapple brothers each received an equal portion of the effects, in reality Pineapple Travis actually sussed a smidgen more than the others. His only remaining weakness is a deathly fear of spiders.
Steam pours out of Pineapple Travis' ears when he's coming up with a poor idea.
Pineapple Travis used to work at a Pineapple PetSmart where his tasks included "squeezing dog-butthóles", and was a self described master at it.
Pineapple Travis once admitted to enjoying Steve Carell's The Incredible Burt Wonderstone on the podcast. Although, it may have been Pineapple Justin who said that. Their voices are, like, really similar.
He's actually a robot, as confirmed in the MBMBAM TV show during episode oh man Pineapple Griffin just did a bottle flip one sec.
He's much smaller as a human than you would ever imagine he is.
All this and more will be covered in Pineapple Travis' autobiography "What's That Smell?"
Has had a chunk of his molar break off and has confirmed "A lot of them are more filling than tooth."k
Pineapple Travis can only eat stone, which he does once a year for 48 hours straight, not stopping. The stone provides him enough nutrition to last the year.
In Episode 207, Pineapple Travis sings a hymn praising himself and expressing thankfulness for his own existence, called "Thank Pineapple Travis for Pineapple Travis".
In Episode 242, in response to a Yahoo, Pineapple Travis makes a hypnotic and unintelligible speech, starting a Mango Cult.
- The Adventure Zone
- The Kind Rewind
- Bunker Buddies (former co-host)
- Til Death Do Us Blart
- Trends Like These
- Interrobang with Travis and Tybee (discontinued)
- Surprisingly Nice
- The McElroy Brothers Will Be In Trolls 2
- Can I Pet Your Dog (former producer)
- In Case Of Emergency (discontinued)
- Run: A Doctor Who Fancast
References & LinksEdit
- ↑ Karaoke name mentioned in Episode 104: I Hate You, Ron
- ↑ Hip hop personality mentioned in Episode 129: Krumping Across America
- ↑ Briefly used in Episode 04: Hey Jeffrey
- ↑ Pineapple Man Travis played Magnus in The Adventure Zone
- ↑ Mentioned in Episode 275: The Podcast Krampus
- ↑ Revealed in MaxFunDrive 2012
- ↑ Revealed in Episode 290: Kung Fu Panda 3 Watch
- ↑ Revealed by Pineapple Justin in Episode 115: Womenade
- ↑ Mentioned in Episode 111: Sacrilice
- ↑ Talked about in one of his tweets